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China scares me

Post by xtine on Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:44 pm



Dean Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night.

"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw," said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.

Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol.

The snake – 16 inches long and the thickness of a little finger – is now being studied at the Life Sciences Department at China's West Normal University in Nanchang.

Snake expert Long Shuai said: "It is truly shocking but we won't know the cause until we've conducted an autopsy."

A more common mutation among snakes is the growth of a second head, which occurs in a similar way to the formation of Siamese twins in humans.

Such animals are often caught and preserved as lucky tokens but have very little chance of surviving in the wild anyway, especially as the heads have a tendency to attack each other

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Re: China scares me

Post by Honor on Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:42 pm

WTF MAN

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Re: China scares me

Post by The_Edge on Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:33 pm

xtine wrote:

Dean Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night.

"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw," said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.

Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol.

The snake – 16 inches long and the thickness of a little finger – is now being studied at the Life Sciences Department at China's West Normal University in Nanchang.

Snake expert Long Shuai said: "It is truly shocking but we won't know the cause until we've conducted an autopsy."

A more common mutation among snakes is the growth of a second head, which occurs in a similar way to the formation of Siamese twins in humans.

Such animals are often caught and preserved as lucky tokens but have very little chance of surviving in the wild anyway, especially as the heads have a tendency to attack each other


A snake with a claw?!

Evolution :sids motherfuckin a

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Re: China scares me

Post by Benfolio on Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:54 pm

Yeah, it's called a LIZARD.

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Re: China scares me

Post by The_Edge on Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:55 pm

Benfolio wrote:Yeah, it's called a LIZARD.


snake with a hand <> lizard, just like shaved chimp <> man

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Re: China scares me

Post by ryguy79 on Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:05 pm

yeah, looks like it ate something. people are stupid.

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Re: China scares me

Post by Benfolio on Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:21 pm

The_Edge wrote:
Benfolio wrote:Yeah, it's called a LIZARD.


snake with a hand <> lizard, just like shaved chimp <> man


My point exactly.

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Re: China scares me

Post by thewalrus on Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:48 pm

SHENANIGANS!

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Re: China scares me

Post by Aristotle on Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:51 pm

+1, wally

there's all kinds of shenanigans in that country.

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Re: China scares me

Post by Benfolio on Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:51 pm

I have to.


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Re: China scares me

Post by Pete.Z on Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:22 am

This can't be evolution, this is gods work.
Every American knows that.

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