get off your consoles, losers
Page 1 of 2 • Share •
Page 1 of 2 • 1, 2 
get off your consoles, losers
http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2009/08/gamers-are-sad/
When you think of a hard-core gamer, do you picture a teenage boy battling his friends in World of Warcraft?
Think again.
The average gamer, far from being a teen, is actually a 35-year-old man who is overweight, aggressive, introverted and … often depressed, according to a report (.pdf) out this week from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
The study also showed when children and teenagers become game players, a trend toward physical inactivity and corresponding health problems extends and exacerbates into adulthood.
“Among researchers, there is growing concern and uncertainty about the health consequences of videogame playing,” the CDC reported. “Given the ubiquity of video games — industry estimates suggest that they are played in 65 percent of American households — these concerns may be justified.”
The study notes that half of gamers are between 18 and 49 years old, while 25 percent are 50 and older. The CDC also pointed out that of online gamers aged 8 to 34, nearly 12 percent showed multiple signs of addiction.
The study, based on a 2006 online survey of 552 people between the ages of 19 and 90 who were living in the Seattle/Tacoma area of Washington state, also shows differences between male and female gamers.
Men reported that gaming gives them a “reason to get together,” while women are looking more for a diversion than social interaction. Despite their differing reasons for playing, many of the health effects remained the same.
Jim McGregor, an analyst at In-Stat, noted that his concern isn’t just with gaming but with social networks, as well.
“My issue is that it’s not just gaming. It’s social networking. It’s the web in general,” said McGregor. “We’ve gained so much, but still it puts people in front of a computer screen for hours on end. It gives Americans just another reason to be fat, dumb and lazy.”
According to the CDC, both male and female gamers were more likely to report being overweight, having more poor-mental-health days and being less socially outgoing. Women, however, were more apt to deal with depression and report more health issues than women who aren’t gamers. For men, they reported more obesity.
“One interpretation of these findings is that, among women, videogame playing may be a form of digital self-medication…. In short, they can literally take their minds off their worries while playing a videogame.” noted the CDC. “Among men, the association among sedentary behaviors, physical inactivity and overweight status observed in children and young adults may extend into adulthood.”

big_jesus- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 3613
Join date: 2008-05-17
Location: Chicago
Re: get off your consoles, losers
i guess it's obvious though

big_jesus- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 3613
Join date: 2008-05-17
Location: Chicago
Re: get off your consoles, losers
i am so the poster child for that article. 


Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...
Re: get off your consoles, losers
honor m4n wrote:i am so the poster child for that article.
Time to move to Seattle.

Benfolio- A lame title cannot adequately describe the bottomless pit of depression I've fallen into
- Posts: 1746
Join date: 2008-06-16
Age: 29
Location: Wussconsin

Re: get off your consoles, losers
honor m4n wrote:i am so the poster child for that article.
Honestly I don't know how the fuck you're addicted to so many video games. I was checking out your games on live last night and you've gotten 1000 gamerscore points on some games I wouldn't even be interested in playing at all.

Omni- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 2563
Join date: 2008-06-14
Age: 26
Re: get off your consoles, losers
Being an achievement whore is a whole other issue. I know a few of those.
As for this article, i'm flying 2 hours to the Gold coast tomorrow for a 5 day Xbox 360 LAN with another forum i'm on for Aussie gamers who are at least 24 years old.
There's 20 of us and we've hired this place out.
http://www.opulencemansion.com/

As for this article, i'm flying 2 hours to the Gold coast tomorrow for a 5 day Xbox 360 LAN with another forum i'm on for Aussie gamers who are at least 24 years old.
There's 20 of us and we've hired this place out.
http://www.opulencemansion.com/


dunnas- Woe woe bo-boe, Banana fana fo foe, Fee fi mo-moe. Woe!
- Posts: 1923
Join date: 2008-05-19
Re: get off your consoles, losers
OMG sausage fest!
Nice place to just sit in the living room and play Xbox.
Nice place to just sit in the living room and play Xbox.


Talon- I belong at AF. If AF means Abject Failure. : (
- Posts: 1786
Join date: 2008-06-03
Re: get off your consoles, losers
I'm below average because I'm not quite 35 yet 

_________________
"These people don't even know what a fascist is. When you say things like, 'We're gonna vote that fascist out of office,' you really sound dumb."
--Wanda Sykes

JaysonAych- Administrator of Rue and/or Woe
- Posts: 5608
Join date: 2008-05-17
Age: 31

Re: get off your consoles, losers
Talon wrote:OMG sausage fest!
Nice place to just sit in the living room and play Xbox.
There's 2 girls going actually. ^_^
We're not just going to be playing multiplayer games the whole time. There will be plenty of drinking, swimming and drinking, playing pool in the actual on site pub and drinking, tennis and drinking, rockband and singstar and drinking.
A few of us are going paintballing on saturday too. There will also be some drinking.Plus, it's only costing us US$145 each for 4 nights there. Tell me a cheaper option for accommodation for 20 people and also a space big enough to comfortably fit 20 linked 360's and monitors as well as larger screens for communal games and somewhere to set up a projector.

dunnas- Woe woe bo-boe, Banana fana fo foe, Fee fi mo-moe. Woe!
- Posts: 1923
Join date: 2008-05-19

Aristotle- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 12986
Join date: 2008-05-17
Age: 91
Location: not seattle
Re: get off your consoles, losers
Omni wrote:honor m4n wrote:i am so the poster child for that article.
Honestly I don't know how the fuck you're addicted to so many video games. I was checking out your games on live last night and you've gotten 1000 gamerscore points on some games I wouldn't even be interested in playing at all.
Like which ones? Madden I can understand because you said you're not really a foosball fan but which other ones? All the games on there more or less are good games. Besides King Kong and Superman Returns.

Last edited by honor m4n on Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:43 pm; edited 1 time in total

Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...
Re: get off your consoles, losers
dunnas wrote:Being an achievement whore is a whole other issue. I know a few of those.![]()
As for this article, i'm flying 2 hours to the Gold coast tomorrow for a 5 day Xbox 360 LAN with another forum i'm on for Aussie gamers who are at least 24 years old.![]()
There's 20 of us and we've hired this place out.
http://www.opulencemansion.com/
I am an achievement whore to some extent but I only do it with games I would be playing anyway. I don't go out and buy games like Viva Pinata or something to try to get the points on those. I know achievements and gamer points are basically worthless but it's still satisfying to try to collect them all, or as many as I can at least. Plus sometimes the stuff you have to do to get them is actually fun.
But the pigeon hunt in GTA4? That was awful.


Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...
Re: get off your consoles, losers
And I was addicted to video games loooooong before achievements came along. 


Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...
Re: get off your consoles, losers
honor m4n wrote:dunnas wrote:Being an achievement whore is a whole other issue. I know a few of those.![]()
As for this article, i'm flying 2 hours to the Gold coast tomorrow for a 5 day Xbox 360 LAN with another forum i'm on for Aussie gamers who are at least 24 years old.![]()
There's 20 of us and we've hired this place out.
http://www.opulencemansion.com/
I am an achievement whore to some extent but I only do it with games I would be playing anyway. I don't go out and buy games like Viva Pinata or something to try to get the points on those. I know achievements and gamer points are basically worthless but it's still satisfying to try to collect them all, or as many as I can at least. Plus sometimes the stuff you have to do to get them is actually fun.
But the pigeon hunt in GTA4? That was awful.
They're more than just "basically" worthless...


Omni- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 2563
Join date: 2008-06-14
Age: 26
Re: get off your consoles, losers
Not really. If you enjoy getting them like me and alot of other people do, then they arent.

Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...
Re: get off your consoles, losers
I can't believe this shit is real and not a parody. Coming soon!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dj_hero


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dj_hero



Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...

Benfolio- A lame title cannot adequately describe the bottomless pit of depression I've fallen into
- Posts: 1746
Join date: 2008-06-16
Age: 29
Location: Wussconsin

Re: get off your consoles, losers
honor m4n wrote:Not really. If you enjoy getting them like me and alot of other people do, then they arent.
The thing that's stupid about them is that they do nothing. You don't get anything for them at all so why subject yourself to sometimes insanely tedious tasks for no reward?

Omni- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 2563
Join date: 2008-06-14
Age: 26
Re: get off your consoles, losers
the reward is getting the achievement itself..

Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...
Re: get off your consoles, losers
Man I couldn't care less about those achievements. Most of them make playing the game a pita rather than having fun with it.

Talon- I belong at AF. If AF means Abject Failure. : (
- Posts: 1786
Join date: 2008-06-03
Re: get off your consoles, losers
id say most of them arent that bad. the multiplayer ones are the real pain in the ass most of the time.but its just one of those things. you either like collecting them, or you dont. kinda like pokemon or pogs, or something. 


Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...
Re: get off your consoles, losers
Fuck consoles....I just spent way too much money on new computer parts

VS- There's something really wrong with me. Obviously. I wouldn't be here otherwise.

- Posts: 1245
Join date: 2008-05-23
Re: get off your consoles, losers
honor m4n wrote:id say most of them arent that bad. the multiplayer ones are the real pain in the ass most of the time.but its just one of those things. you either like collecting them, or you dont. kinda like pokemon or pogs, or something.
It depends on the game. The pigeon one in GTA4 is bullshit because unless you cheated and got a map off of GameFAQs or something, there's no fucking way in hell you'd ever get it. However, there are some games that have little side missions or mini-games that you can get achievements for completing, and often times I was going to do those anyway.
_________________
"These people don't even know what a fascist is. When you say things like, 'We're gonna vote that fascist out of office,' you really sound dumb."
--Wanda Sykes

JaysonAych- Administrator of Rue and/or Woe
- Posts: 5608
Join date: 2008-05-17
Age: 31

Re: get off your consoles, losers
the pigeons were awful. getting all the stunt jumps in saints row 2 was pretty fun though. i decked my guy out in black leather and shades, and he drove around in a flat black bootlegger (muscle car) with a blower sticking out of the hood getting all the jumps. 


Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...
Re: get off your consoles, losers
honor m4n wrote:the pigeons were awful. getting all the stunt jumps in saints row 2 was pretty fun though. i decked my guy out in black leather and shades, and he drove around in a flat black bootlegger (muscle car) with a blower sticking out of the hood getting all the jumps.
No you didn't. There were some that required a motorcycle.

Benfolio- A lame title cannot adequately describe the bottomless pit of depression I've fallen into
- Posts: 1746
Join date: 2008-06-16
Age: 29
Location: Wussconsin


Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...
Re: get off your consoles, losers
_________________
"These people don't even know what a fascist is. When you say things like, 'We're gonna vote that fascist out of office,' you really sound dumb."
--Wanda Sykes

JaysonAych- Administrator of Rue and/or Woe
- Posts: 5608
Join date: 2008-05-17
Age: 31

Re: get off your consoles, losers
Wow, I was just trying to find some people to race with online in Race Pro. NOBODY on. Nobody in ranked, unranked, quick search, custom matches, nothing.
I've never seen anything like that before.
I've never seen anything like that before.


Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...
Re: get off your consoles, losers
It's probably because no one cares.
The only game I've ever played online (with any consistency) is Street Fighter IV. Get it for PS3 honor and we'll play. You can get them cheap used probably. I suck... seriously.
The only game I've ever played online (with any consistency) is Street Fighter IV. Get it for PS3 honor and we'll play. You can get them cheap used probably. I suck... seriously.

Talon- I belong at AF. If AF means Abject Failure. : (
- Posts: 1786
Join date: 2008-06-03
Re: get off your consoles, losers
But I already have it for 360. 


Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...
Re: get off your consoles, losers
Trade it in for PS3... 
Or get a PS3 copy for $21
http://www.gamefly.com/game/ps3/Street-Fighter-IV/132145/

Or get a PS3 copy for $21
http://www.gamefly.com/game/ps3/Street-Fighter-IV/132145/

Talon- I belong at AF. If AF means Abject Failure. : (
- Posts: 1786
Join date: 2008-06-03
Re: get off your consoles, losers
honor m4n wrote:the pigeons were awful. getting all the stunt jumps in saints row 2 was pretty fun though. i decked my guy out in black leather and shades, and he drove around in a flat black bootlegger (muscle car) with a blower sticking out of the hood getting all the jumps.


Benfolio- A lame title cannot adequately describe the bottomless pit of depression I've fallen into
- Posts: 1746
Join date: 2008-06-16
Age: 29
Location: Wussconsin

Re: get off your consoles, losers
you need a hobby or something.

Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...
Re: get off your consoles, losers
honor m4n wrote:you need a hobby or something.
He needs a bullet with his name on it.


Talon- I belong at AF. If AF means Abject Failure. : (
- Posts: 1786
Join date: 2008-06-03
Re: get off your consoles, losers
so apparently the dude with the highest gamerscore in the world has like 380,000 or something. seriously, how could you find that much time to play? what a sad, sad little man.
i kinda compete with this other kid i know in gamerscore. he is about 1100 points ahead of me, once i pass him i will probably cut back.
i kinda compete with this other kid i know in gamerscore. he is about 1100 points ahead of me, once i pass him i will probably cut back.
Last edited by honor m4n on Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:05 am; edited 3 times in total

Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...
Re: get off your consoles, losers
Talon wrote:honor m4n wrote:you need a hobby or something.
He needs a bullet with his name on it.
i'd say more than one.


Honor- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 4535
Join date: 2008-05-31
Age: 28
Location: ...
Re: get off your consoles, losers
honor m4n wrote:so apparently the dude with the highest gamerscore in the world has like 380,000 or something. seriously, how could you find that much time to play? what a sad, sad little man.
i kinda compete with this other kid i know in gamerscore. he is about 1100 points ahead of me, once i pass him i will probably cut back.
it's probably some 9-yr-old kid or something

_________________
diary of a pre-homeless man. ✈ ▌▌

Aristotle- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
- Posts: 12986
Join date: 2008-05-17
Age: 91
Location: not seattle
Re: get off your consoles, losers
Talon wrote:honor m4n wrote:you need a hobby or something.
He needs a bullet with his name on it.
OH SNAP!

TheLightedPath- And so the woe continues.

- Posts: 289
Join date: 2008-06-04
Age: 22
Page 1 of 2 • 1, 2 
Permissions of this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum







