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Not surprisingly, this happened in Florida

Post by xtine on Mon May 12, 2014 5:10 pm

Given that this is Florida and the contents of the coffin, I'm inclined to say that the cops found a redneck zombie apocalypse weapons cache.  :roflmao: :roflmao: 

http://mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2014/5/9/fl_coffin_weapons.html?hpt=ju_bn1



The deputy opened the coffin to find the following items inside:
Black crossbow
Black ball and chain
Set of nun chucks
Metal pair of forceps
Ball with metal spikes
Black hoodie
Small red square punching bag
Black leather pouch
Double-sided axe with handle
Baseball bat with numerous screws attached
Small black sheath
Scissors, silver in color
Wooden handle with attached metal hook
Wooden handle with attached metal knife
Plastic tube with black handles
Wide black metal hook
Black folding knife
2 black arm weights
Broken yellow dart
Silver baseball bat
Small wooden handle with attached knife
Black metal crowbar
Silver antenna
Black metal hooks
Black sword sheathe
Silver metal chain
Black handle with attached long knife
Wooden handle with attached rusted knife blade
Black stick with attached chain
Single metal hook
2 wooden metal hatchets
Silver boat anchor
Black fire poker
Black metal crowbar
Pair of blacksmith pliers
Silver metal sword blade with missing hand grip
Wooden blocking stick
Metal hammer
Double sickle handle
Single handle sickle
Large pair of black metal tongs
2 wooden axe hand[/list]les
Wooden sword
The deputy did not observe any signs of blood, hair or anything that would indicate foul play. Many of the items appeared to be old and rusted, and were likely inside the coffin for a while.
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Re: Not surprisingly, this happened in Florida

Post by Talon on Mon May 12, 2014 6:25 pm

Baseball bat with spikes on it! :talon2:
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Re: Not surprisingly, this happened in Florida

Post by JaysonAych on Mon May 12, 2014 10:24 pm

The anchor confuses me.

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Re: Not surprisingly, this happened in Florida

Post by Swerve on Tue May 13, 2014 8:22 am

It is to keep a boat in place if it is not moored.

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Re: Not surprisingly, this happened in Florida

Post by millertime on Tue May 13, 2014 8:40 pm

Swerve wrote:It is to keep a boat in place if it is not moored.

I love this place!
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Re: Not surprisingly, this happened in Florida

Post by zdc_LarryRX on Tue May 27, 2014 7:47 pm

:jay: 
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