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Post by Honor on Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:49 am

I hate this show. It tries way too hard and just falls flat on its face. Its kind of like a pathetic mix of futurama and frasier. The girl is hot though.
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Post by Talon on Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:57 am

Some of the episodes are pretty funny.  Some you can tell they're trying too hard. But, who cares?

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Post by Honor on Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:00 am

The name sucks too. "Hey look everyone, we created a show called 'The Big Bang Theory', can you tell it is about nerds and science? lolz. " No subelty whatsoever in this show.

Plus its made by the dude who created 2.5 men. What else do I need to say?

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Post by Talon on Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:34 pm

You want them to come up with a name for the show that has nothing to do with what the show is about?
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Post by Honor on Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:43 pm

It's not about the creation of the universe, it's about 4 nerd stereotypes and their token hot neighbor.

They just picked a random name that sounded nerdy and smart. That's why it sucks.
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Post by Honor on Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:03 pm

It's not that it's a bad name per se, I just feel like it's a punch in the face telling you that the show is about science and nerds. Even if they just called it Big Bang it wouldn't be so bad. But they have to stick the "theory" on the end to make sure everyone knows it's a show for "smart" people!
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Post by Honor on Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:07 pm

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Post by Talon on Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:09 pm

Honor wrote:It's not that it's a bad name per se, I just feel like it's a punch in the face telling you that the show is about science and nerds. Even if they just called it Big Bang it wouldn't be so bad. But they have to stick the "theory" on the end to make sure everyone knows it's a show for "smart" people!

If they called it Big Bang, people would be tuning in to watch an orgy.

Let it go, man.  Suspect 
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Post by Honor on Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:14 pm

Kaley Cuoco makes a Big Bang in my pants.
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Post by Tailhappy on Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:09 pm

lul

I tried to watch it a few times, and like 99% of sitcoms out there, I didn't see anything in it.

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Post by Talon on Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:21 pm

Honor wrote:Kaley Cuoco makes a Big Bang in my pants.

Was flipping though the channels today and came across Eight Simple Rules. She was so hot in that show. She's still bangin', but in that show, not only was she 10+ years younger, but they really made a point of pointing out her assets.  :hump: 
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Post by Talon on Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:23 pm

PS - THat bitch is dirty, too. You can just tell.
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Post by JaysonAych on Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:52 am

Big Bang Theory is definitely a formulaic, heavily pandering sitcom. However, I do watch it sometimes. There's worse out there, and the jokes and setups can be pretty funny at times, but you can definitely see when they're shoehorning [NERD REFERENCE] into the plot, or going through the same tired formulas all the one-dimensional characters have, or shamelessly looking for an excuse to show off Kaley Cuoco's body. It's an okay show much of the time. My folks really like the show so when I visit them, it's something that we can watch together and laugh at. I don't go out of my way to watch it on my own, however.

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Post by SBF on Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:03 am

Never actually watched an entire episode. I've seen little tidbits here and there. I don't really care for it. The Sheldon Cooper character makes me hate the show in all reality. He is just not a person I would want to deal with in real life, so why would I want to watch a half hour of him (and I know he's not the only character). Whether he is or not, he seems like a pompous know-it-all that thinks he's better than everyone else. I know some people like that in real life that I don't like to hang around with.
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Post by Talon on Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:55 pm

Honor wrote:It's not that it's a bad name per se, I just feel like it's a punch in the face telling you that the show is about science and nerds. Even if they just called it Big Bang it wouldn't be so bad. But they have to stick the "theory" on the end to make sure everyone knows it's a show for "smart" people!

You do realize the big bang theory is indeed a theory, right?
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Post by Honor on Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:34 pm

Technically yes but we all know that's how it really happened...
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Post by Tailhappy on Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:09 pm

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Post by Honor on Sat Dec 28, 2013 11:42 pm

Most of the stuff in the show that I've seen isn't even jokes. It's just "haha, this guy is talking about star trek/star wars/comic books, etc. what a nerd" basically. I don't laugh at people because they like "nerdy" shit, whether that's because I like a lot of "nerdy" shit or not, I don't know.
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Post by Talon on Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:13 am

The most annoying this is how many ridiculously hot chics are attracted to Leonard. Really? Dude's like 5'5".
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Post by Honor on Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:42 am

Seinfeld did the same thing. Look at all the hot women Jerry and George got.
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Post by JaysonAych on Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:40 am

Talon wrote:The most annoying this is how many ridiculously hot chics are attracted to Leonard. Really? Dude's like 5'5".

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Post by Tailhappy on Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:48 am

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Post by Turbojett on Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:46 pm

:unsure: um...I like that show. mostly because it's just kinda stupid. The irony of that is the best part sometimes.
I need mindless entertainment every now and then.
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Post by thewalrus on Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:11 pm

Honor wrote:Seinfeld did the same thing. Look at all the hot women Jerry and George got.

Jerry's like 5'10"... so definitely average height.

As someone who's also 5'10", I assure you, that's sufficient height to attract very hot women.  :highfive: 
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Post by Honor on Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:04 pm

Where's the rolley eyes when you need em?
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Post by Turbojett on Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:41 pm

I believe it's right here... Rolling Eyes
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Post by Honor on Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:04 pm

that one is lame compared to the one on the old AF
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Post by Turbojett on Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:51 pm

yeah. but what can you do? Woe 
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Post by dunnas on Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:57 pm

Honor wrote:Seinfeld did the same thing. Look at all the hot women Jerry and George got.
Yeah, I have read a couple of cracked articles before that reference just how many women George got with when he is supposed to be a fat bald pathetic loser character. I'm pretty sure it was at least 20-30 during the course of the show. The average for guys (women slept with) is only supposed to be between 5-10 I believe.



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Post by Honor on Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:31 pm

And Jerry was a decent height, but he was pretty plain looking otherwise.
Probably not going to attract alot of supermodel calibre women like that in real life.
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Post by dunnas on Fri Jan 10, 2014 3:07 pm

Yeah, but you're ignoring that even in the show world Jerry was a semi well known comedian. He mightn't have ever really mentioned it himself, but it was implied plenty.
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Post by thewalrus on Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:57 pm

Honor wrote:And Jerry was a decent height, but he was pretty plain looking otherwise.
Probably not going to attract alot of supermodel calibre women like that in real life.

Yeah, but he was also rich. Dude bought his parents a Cadillac. And was always dropping huge coin on things like fancy leather jackets and whatnot.
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Post by thewalrus on Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:57 pm

dunnas wrote:Yeah, but you're ignoring that even in the show world Jerry was a semi well known comedian. He mightn't have ever really mentioned it himself, but it was implied plenty.  

And there was this too - always on Letterman and going to gigs.
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Post by thewalrus on Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:59 pm

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Honor wrote:Seinfeld did the same thing. Look at all the hot women Jerry and George got.

Yeah, I have read a couple of cracked articles before that reference just how many women George got with when he is supposed to be a fat bald pathetic loser character.  I'm pretty sure it was at least 20-30 during the course of the show.  The average for guys (women slept with) is only supposed to be between 5-10 I believe.



That's the average number that guys claim in studies.

Also, don't forget that George was basically married to that really rich NBC executive chick that he killed with the poisoned envelopes. She wasn't super hot, but she was definitely out of his league.
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Post by Honor on Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:03 pm

Thats all true, but George got hot girls too. And he had none of Jerry's fame, money or confidence. Plus he was less attractive physically.
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Post by Honor on Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:10 pm

I wonder if there is a webpage with pictures of George and Jerry's girlfriends over the years.
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Post by thewalrus on Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:19 pm

Honor wrote:Thats all true, but George got hot girls too. And he had none of Jerry's fame, money or confidence. Plus he was less attractive physically.

But that's why it was a comedy. Basically George was a guy who did next to no real work, but still had plenty of money. Was short, fat, and bald, but still dated lots of hot chicks. And on top of all that complained about his life 24/7.

Basically he was AF - just with chicks and money.
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Post by Tailhappy on Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:12 am

So...... Soliz?
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Post by thewalrus on Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:37 am

Tailhappy wrote:So...... Soliz?

If Soliz was short, bald, and fat. Wracked with self loathing. And driving John Voight's LeBaron instead of a Corvette.
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