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Post by SBF Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:18 pm

"After a shoeless, pantsless Jamie Jeanette Craft reportedly crashed her car into a mobile home, she probably knew she was going to be in big trouble. But the Arkansas woman didn't exactly make a clean getaway. After allegedly parking her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am in the side of an unidentified man's trailer, cops say she yelled at him before climbing into his son's Power Wheels battery-operated toy truck and trying to flee. When police arrived, she was said to be "irate and very intoxicated," with a blood alcohol level that was three times the legal limit. Craft, facing charges ranging from disorderly conduct to driving with a suspended license, eventually left the scene in a police car. A full-size one."

http://m.now.msn.com/jamie-jeanette-craft-dwi-suspect-tries-to-flee-accident-scene-in-power-wheels-toy-truck
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Post by JaysonAych Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:00 am

I've been pretty fucking drunk many times in my day, but I don't think I've ever lost so much control of my mental faculties that I thought I could flee police on a Power Wheels truck.
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Post by Talon Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:56 am

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO THAT!
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Post by Turbojett Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:06 pm

Stupid criminals.
I totally stole this BTW.
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Post by 1300ZUK Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:49 pm

Just another day in that part of the country

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