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Post by JaysonAych on Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:38 am

LAPD shoots the fuck out of a pickup looking for a cop killer, wounds two innocent women who aren't even driving the same kind of truck they're looking for.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2013/02/ex-cop-manhunt-newspaper-delivery-women-shot.html

They put at least 30 rounds into that Tacoma (they were looking for a Titan). Miraculous that they didn't kill them.

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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Pennzoil GT-R on Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:41 am

So what do we think... are the cops going to be charged with something along the lines of attempted murder for shooting up completely innocent women going about their daily business, or will they be given a slap on the wrists for their 'honest mistake'?

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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Honor on Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:30 am

I hope they sue the shit out of them.
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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Turbojett on Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:24 pm

well, they're currently being systematically hunted down by a psychotic former officer, so they've adopted a shoot-first-ask-questions-later approach to taking him down. unfortunately, they'll probably end up killing an innocent (or maybe several) before this guy gets taken down (or they all get massacred).
hey, you can never accuse the LAPD of being competent.
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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by SBF on Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:50 am

"This isn't the blue truck we're looking for..."

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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Turbojett on Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:58 pm

except unfortunately the LAPD can hit their marks.
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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Tailhappy on Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:20 pm

Also, don't drive a black Ridgeline.

But if you DO get shot up in your Tacoma, you get a new truck.
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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Honor on Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:33 pm

So there's a 1 million dollar reward for the capture of the guy now.
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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by JaysonAych on Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:21 pm

Tailhappy wrote:But if you DO get shot up in your Tacoma, you get a new truck.

I guess that's one thing they should be doing. They should also be paying their medical bills, including coverage for any PTSD treatments that arise from this escapade.

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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Pennzoil GT-R on Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:50 pm

So he is a US Navy reservist pissed off with the police who is now holed up in the woods?

They just need to watch Rambo to find out what happens next.

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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Talon on Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:20 pm

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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Turbojett on Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:28 pm

Pennzoil GT-R wrote:So he is a US Navy reservist pissed off with the police who is now holed up in the woods?

They just need to watch Rambo to find out what happens next.
...hilarity ensues.
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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Turbojett on Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:41 pm

Talon wrote:

His license plate does say POO though. :roflmao:
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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by JaysonAych on Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:16 am

Talon wrote:

That's something Dorner would do. Since we can't see through the back window, better shoot to make sure.

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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Turbojett on Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:20 pm

I really think they should just call in the National Guard to take him down. He did technically "declare war" on the LAPD. He's also a highly trained and capable marksman. I say they bring out the big guns; if it's war he wants, it's war he'll get.


of course, i can sense an impending "based on a true story" coming out of this eventually (this is LA after all).
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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Talon on Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:28 pm

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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Honor on Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:49 pm

well hes done for...
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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Honor on Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:02 am

he's dead. they just found his body.
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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Turbojett on Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:06 am

yup. he fully intended to die in that. that was definitely supposed to be his final stand.
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Post by Turbojett on Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:35 am

fffffuck, now they're saying, no, no bodies have been found and Dorner is still at large. :undies:
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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by JaysonAych on Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:27 am

They're now saying that there is a body inside but haven't been able to confirm anything because of the heat of the smoldering building. It'll take some time to be sure it was him.

If he is on the run, holy hell.

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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

Post by Turbojett on Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:21 am

seriously. if he got away from that, he truly is the most magnificent of bastards.
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Re: Jesus, don't drive a blue pickup in Los Angeles

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