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Post by SBF on Sat May 26, 2012 1:58 pm

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Post by Talon on Sat May 26, 2012 3:21 pm

I have no words... :mellow:
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Post by JaysonAych on Sat May 26, 2012 4:55 pm

The guy who decided to sautee his salami has some issues, but the takers on his offer to fry up some phallus (and pay money for it) are seriously fucked in the head.

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Post by Tailhappy on Sat May 26, 2012 5:20 pm

One of the diners was quoted, saying "This dick tastes like SHIT!"
To which the gay chef, who's penis it was replied "Sorry, forgot to wash after last night."

Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. But not the Scrote Sandwich.
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Post by Talon on Sat May 26, 2012 6:32 pm

Well, at least he can't breed now.
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Post by Honor on Sat May 26, 2012 8:01 pm

Japan never ceases to amaze...
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Post by 1300ZUK on Sat May 26, 2012 9:59 pm

Whats your favorite part of the penis, the shaft, head, or foreskin?

Clearly his genitals were of no use to him.

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Post by SBF on Sun May 27, 2012 2:12 am

So what bothers me is the fact that there is no reason given about why he decided to have them removed in the first place.

Does he want to be female?

Or did he just decide to cut his dick and balls off because he wanted to cook it and see if people would eat it?

And I agree with Jay that the people who paid ($250 each) to try a taste of gourmet franks and beans, are more fucked in the head than the dude wanting to cook his own genitals.
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Post by Tailhappy on Sun May 27, 2012 9:54 am

The story says he was asexual, so maybe he didn't have a use for them. Why not make a meal to pay for the surgery plus get some press?

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Post by Honor on Sun May 27, 2012 11:19 am

I like how the guy took a few bites and then spit it out. What did you expect it to taste like retard?
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Post by Talon on Sun May 27, 2012 1:48 pm

Can you imagine sacrificing your family jewels for someone to eat, and they spit it out and don't even eat it. :roflmao:
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Post by 1300ZUK on Sun May 27, 2012 2:06 pm

I've watched Andrew Zimmern eat plenty of animal testicles before, he says they are good.

So this dude must not be a very good chef, or human balls are better for sex purposes than eating.

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Post by Tailhappy on Sun May 27, 2012 2:27 pm

I think it was the dick he spat out, cause it was too rough. The balls he liked.

I'd read it again, but its lunch time, so no.
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Post by Honor on Sun May 27, 2012 6:59 pm

It couldn't have been that tough, I've never had anything so tough I spit it out. Just keep chewing you pussy, especially after the guy castrated himself AND you paid $250.
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Post by Tailhappy on Sun May 27, 2012 8:07 pm

But you're eating a dudes DIIIICK :yeech:
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Post by 1300ZUK on Sun May 27, 2012 9:28 pm

really brings a whole new meaning to eat a dick.

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Post by Tailhappy on Mon May 28, 2012 12:44 pm

Or saying that someone sucks balls.
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Post by Aristotle on Mon May 28, 2012 2:36 pm

this is like that dude in miami that was eating the other guys face. a cop shot him point blank and the guy kept going. :chef:
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Post by Aristotle on Mon May 28, 2012 2:36 pm

actually, aris, it's not like that at all.
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Post by Aristotle on Mon May 28, 2012 2:36 pm

:smelly:
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Post by JaysonAych on Mon May 28, 2012 2:57 pm

:lol: :roflmao:

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Post by Talon on Mon May 28, 2012 4:21 pm

Aristotle wrote:this is like that dude in miami that was eating the other guys face. a cop shot him point blank and the guy kept going. :chef:

Near the dead bodies, they later found fava beans and a nice Chianti.


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Post by Tailhappy on Mon May 28, 2012 6:01 pm

Did someone say Farva?

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