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Post by xtine on Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:16 pm

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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by JaysonAych on Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:02 pm

Soul Ease wrote:
thewalrus wrote:I can't believe I brought up the menstrual eating.

You gained the throne that day Wally. . .

Now if she sat on the throne, that would be a blumpkin. A red blumpkin.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by thewalrus on Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:15 pm

Soul Ease wrote:
thewalrus wrote:I can't believe I brought up the menstrual eating.

You gained the throne that day Wally. . .

I'd say it was a bloodless coupe... but we both know that's a lie.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by Sleaze on Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:44 pm

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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by big_jesus on Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:05 pm

Omni wrote:"i fucked a girl while she was on her period, just kinda don't look down, pretend that you don't see all that blood on your dick, and i went to the bathroom to wash off, and i come back and she's scooping the blood and cum out of herself and licking it up. i was aghast...

i had to go watch inane tv for a while and drink straight bourbon."

Haha, fuckin' big j. Did you ever fuck that girl again after that? I can't even imagine what I'd do if I saw that.

hahaha, yeah i fucked her later that day.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by big_jesus on Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:05 pm

fuck...

i totally stayed in bed and watched her do it the next time.
i'm sick.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by thewalrus on Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:51 am

big_jesus wrote:fuck...

i totally stayed in bed and watched her do it the next time.
i'm sick.

And you say I'M sick.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by SBF on Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:49 am

Well you are :unsure:
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by big_jesus on Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:04 pm

srsly.
it's not like I ever ate it myself
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by thewalrus on Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:06 pm

big_jesus wrote:srsly.
it's not like I ever ate it myself

Obviously not. Eating your own semen would be disgusting.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by xtine on Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:13 pm

thewalrus wrote:
big_jesus wrote:srsly.
it's not like I ever ate it myself

Obviously not. Eating your own semen would be disgusting.

Apparently, there's a cookbook for it written by a man, no less, so apparently guys don't think it's that disgusting.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by thewalrus on Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:14 pm

There was a masturbatory website I frequented as a youth (providing tips, etc) that actually advocated eating your own semen as a 'clean up method'. I prefered just blowing the load into a rubber glove. But to each their own.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by xtine on Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:18 pm

Haha and then your mom puts 'em on to clean the house and is all, OMG!
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by xtine on Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:18 pm

And did you really need tips??
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by thewalrus on Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:30 pm

xtine wrote:Haha and then your mom puts 'em on to clean the house and is all, OMG!

Nah, I flushed them down the toilet.

Except once, one came bobbing back to the surface. That was quite the sight!
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Post by thewalrus on Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:30 pm

xtine wrote:And did you really need tips??

Some advanced techniques require extensive study.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by SBF on Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:58 pm

What about a sock? socks work well. you just can't leave them laying around, the dogs get into them and soon there are no socks to wear.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by thewalrus on Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:02 pm

SBF wrote:What about a sock? socks work well. you just can't leave them laying around, the dogs get into them and soon there are no socks to wear.

I always thought the sock was over-rated. Soft, yes. But subsequent clean-up costs negatively affect the long term 'cost-benefit' analysis.

I found the best was usually a latex glove, stuffed with cotton balls that have been individually lubricated with hand-lotion. Don't use vasoline. Although it's a popular lubricant in contemporary folk-lore, it's tough to wash off, and generally adds to the mess exponantially once semen is applied to the equation.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by JaysonAych on Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:06 pm

thewalrus wrote:
SBF wrote:What about a sock? socks work well. you just can't leave them laying around, the dogs get into them and soon there are no socks to wear.

I always thought the sock was over-rated. Soft, yes. But subsequent clean-up costs negatively affect the long term 'cost-benefit' analysis.

The cost-benefit problem can be avoided if you use worn socks that need replacing anyway. I know I have some worn-out socks that are awaiting "retirement."
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by millertime on Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:58 pm

why dont you just use toilet paper to clean it up and flush it down the toilet?
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by millertime on Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:17 pm


hey Aris. I bet if you wish you knew of that video before your wife left you.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by Omni on Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:47 am

I still can't imagine eating a girl out when she's on the rag. :eww:
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by Omni on Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:48 am

millertime wrote:why dont you just use toilet paper to clean it up and flush it down the toilet?

Yeah, seriously. Or just keep a fucking box of tissues next to the computer.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by Sleaze on Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:53 pm

OMG
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Post by Aristotle on Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:14 pm

plz. this stuff is tame compared to the life and times of a mr. r. soliz.
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