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Post by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:40 pm

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Post by big_jesus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:59 pm

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Awww dude. . . reminds me of #4. hot, hot chick. . .picke dher up at a club. . .took her to her place. .start unbottoning her jeans. . . and as soon as I slide that shit past her pussy. . .i get hot with the pungent odor of stale barbecue. . . dude. . I almost panicked as she was starting to push my head down.


I'm like fuck this shit. . . ."Gotdamn girl. . .go in there and wash your ass. . "

She gets mildly offended and goes in to take a shower.

I immediately steal some of her panties and leave while she's in the shower. . .


never heard or saw her again. . .
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Post by big_jesus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:04 pm

it's was spur of the moment. . . no one can say I'm not spontaneous. . . sleep.gif

Dude. . there was shit everywhere. . . .after I pulled out the first time and she crapped herself. . (diarrhea type crap). . she reaches back and tries to hold the shit in with her hand

I'm like fuck you bitch and keep fuckign her so she is bent over my coffee table with shit on her hands and kneeling in it also. . .

it's quite possibly the most disgusting and sexually degrading thing I've ever done in my life. . .


well besides pissing on women. . .
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Post by big_jesus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:10 pm

now THAT was a good thread.
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Post by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:12 pm

:zachsgotgas: good times. . .
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Post by milleniahead on Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:15 pm

WALLY ATE A BIH ON HER PERIOD??!?!


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Post by big_jesus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:08 pm

you dont remember? this is why he's always spouting off about how beautiful a woman's menstruation is
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Post by milleniahead on Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:18 pm

I bet wally offers his services on the vampire websites..

Looking for female 16-menopause to menstrate in my mouth.. Prefer heavy flow days and women who are medicated to only have 4 periods a yr... (Heavier and Tastier those 4 times ya kno? wink, wink)..

Like why the fk would u even do that.. Blood tastes like copper... might as well suck pennies..
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Post by big_jesus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:43 pm

iron, dude. iron.
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Post by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:51 pm

milleniahead wrote:I bet wally offers his services on the vampire websites..

Looking for female 16-menopause to menstrate in my mouth.. Prefer heavy flow days and women who are medicated to only have 4 periods a yr... (Heavier and Tastier those 4 times ya kno? wink, wink)..

Like why the fk would u even do that.. Blood tastes like copper... might as well suck pennies..

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Post by milleniahead on Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:57 pm

big_jesus wrote:iron, dude. iron.

Not colored blood. :smelly:
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Post by big_jesus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:08 pm

ahh, so true. you cheapasses.
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Post by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:15 pm

Hands down oral sex during menstruation. . .Wally is the winner man. .
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Post by milleniahead on Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:32 pm

i dont think wally knew what oral sex was back then...
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Post by Turbofrog on Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:56 pm

Fuck, I definitely shuddered just reading that shit. I usually go for shower sex if they're on the rag...if only just because I don't want to deal with the mess afterwards.

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Post by TheWoerus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:56 pm

The king retains his crown. ^_^

I haven't done that in a while though. Maybe next month actually.

Pics?
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Post by big_jesus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:48 pm

dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...

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Post by Turbofrog on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:00 pm

big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...

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Yeah, I think that's pretty much tops. Though it wouldn't be as physically unpleasant.

Except for the smell.

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Post by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:01 pm

TheWoerus wrote:The king retains his crown. ^_^

I haven't done that in a while though. Maybe next month actually.

Pics?

OMG. . .stop. . .I'm bowing down you sick fuck. . . :hail: King of depravity. . .
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Post by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:01 pm

big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...

wub

That's foreplay my good man. . .
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Post by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:02 pm

Turbofrog wrote:
big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...

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Yeah, I think that's pretty much tops. Though it wouldn't be as physically unpleasant.

Except for the smell.

i had on a scuba mask. . . dont' ask. .
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Post by TheWoerus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:12 pm

Soul Ease wrote:
Turbofrog wrote:
big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...

wub
Yeah, I think that's pretty much tops. Though it wouldn't be as physically unpleasant.

Except for the smell.

i had on a scuba mask. . . dont' ask. .

PLEASE tell me you had the flippers on too. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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Post by TheWoerus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:13 pm

big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...

wub

Yeah, I don't think I could do that.


A > B > C ---> A > C
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Post by Aristotle on Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:10 pm

we were much more interesting people back then.

well, you guys were, i mean.
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Post by TheWoerus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:19 pm

Aristotle wrote:we were much more interesting people back then.

well, you guys were, i mean.

The Law Firm fucking took it all out of me. I'm nothing but a dessicated hulk of what used to me an interesting person.
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Post by TheWoerus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:21 pm

I'm even too lazy to change the typo.
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Post by Aristotle on Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:27 pm

yeah now we're just dudes that buy lattes and bitch about the president. :undies:
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Post by Turbofrog on Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:00 pm

TheWoerus wrote:I'm even too lazy to change the typo.
At least it's a typo with character. It almost helps your point.

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Post by Aristotle on Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:32 pm

how about those new fucking mac laptops? :millertime:
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Post by Turbofrog on Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:32 pm

Meh.

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Post by Aristotle on Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:33 pm

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Post by Aristotle on Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:33 pm

jesus fucking christ :smelly:
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Post by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:14 pm

pathetic. . the lot of you. . :smelly:
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Post by TheWoerus on Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:21 am

Aristotle wrote:yeah now we're just dudes that buy lattes and bitch about the president. :undies:

So, this is it until death... fffuck
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Post by Aristotle on Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:30 am

yeah, it's not pretty.

i'm going off a bridge, though. i've got it all planned out. the camera will be attached to a bungee cord to record everything for posterity. i just have to figure out how to stream it, so it gets saved on the net before the police confiscate it.
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Post by Omni on Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:46 am

"i fucked a girl while she was on her period, just kinda don't look down, pretend that you don't see all that blood on your dick, and i went to the bathroom to wash off, and i come back and she's scooping the blood and cum out of herself and licking it up. i was aghast...

i had to go watch inane tv for a while and drink straight bourbon."

Haha, fuckin' big j. Did you ever fuck that girl again after that? I can't even imagine what I'd do if I saw that.
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Post by Sleaze on Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:31 pm

Well that ended the thread with a bang!!!
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Post by Aristotle on Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:37 pm

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Post by thewalrus on Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:56 pm

I can't believe I brought up the menstrual eating.
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Post by Sleaze on Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:10 pm

thewalrus wrote:I can't believe I brought up the menstrual eating.

You gained the throne that day Wally. . .
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