Re: THE GRIPES THREAD STRIKES BACK - WALLY ARIS BIG J RYGUY PANTS XTINE 911 GO!

[Benfolio]

Oh.

[Benfolio]

ffffffffffffffffuck

[Aristotle]

i will now call you 'elaine'

[Aristotle]

MOTHER FUCK

this fucking shitbag that's been in my neighborhood keeps parking his POS, barely-running truck in front of my fucking building, and he just sits there with the DIEING engine running and spewing foul fucking odors all over the place. fucking cock piece of shit.

[Aristotle]

[ascona]

probably a diesel, too.

[Aristotle]

not a diesel. it would actually be less bad if it were.

[ascona]

not a diesel. it would actually be less bad if it were.

why???

[Aristotle]

not a diesel. it would actually be less bad if it were.

why???

there's something wrong with the truck; it doesn't run right and burns oil. the exhaust system also has come apart, and it's basically spewing rich combustion gasses straight from the manifold. blue smoke and the worst smell ever.

[ascona]

not a diesel. it would actually be less bad if it were.

why???

there's something wrong with the truck; it doesn't run right and burns oil. the exhaust system also has come apart, and it's basically spewing rich combustion gasses straight from the manifold. blue smoke and the worst smell ever.

blue/black smoke, worst smell ever, kind of like a diesel.. but diesels are noisier, too.

[Aristotle]

oh, yeah, this thing is noisy, too, because of the lack of an exhaust that's actually connected to anything.

it sounds like it's got a connecting rod rattle, too.

[VS]

Most likely a heads/cam shimmy.

[Aristotle]

i was going to make a heads/cam joke, but i'm anti-jew today.

[Aristotle]

[VS]

hahahahahah

[Aristotle]

i don't know why i didn't think of the video thing like...2 yrs ago.

[xtine]

... you need a job or something.

[VS]

Jobs suck.

[Aristotle]

jobs are way overrated.

the guy that drives that truck can be found on google maps:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=120+19th+Ave+E,+Seattle,+WA+98112&sll=47.619211,-122.307379&sspn=0.010992,0.033023&ie=UTF8&ll=47.619327,-122.307379&spn=0.010992,0.033023&z=16&iwloc=A&layer=c&cbll=47.619214,-122.307374&panoid=_6jQSsksC5XjZXgbcDq5bQ&cbp=12,57.99,,0,23.5

[xtine]

Do you live in the cute red/yellow place across the street? Or the ugly beige/green one?

[xtine]

[Aristotle]

haha red and yellow one.

[xtine]

I'll be right over.

[Aristotle]

you're not getting the cat

[xtine]

She hates you anyway.

[Aristotle]

[xtine]

[JaysonAych]

If he's in the middle of moving, it'll be a perfect time to strike.

[VS]

Omg...his lair

[thewalrus]

haha fucking Aris had a balcony. :SMELLY:

[Aristotle]

it's a tiny balcony, and all it overlooks is the building across the street.

[thewalrus]

it's a tiny balcony, and all it overlooks is the building across the street.

Tiny balconies are the best - they're cozy!!

[Aristotle]

not mine. if you look at the google street view, you can see that my neighbor's balcony offers an unobstructed view into my balcony and that door into my living room. the same is true for me re: her.

she also leaves her door open all the time.

and is like 55.

[Aristotle]

i swear that if i don't drop dead before i hit 55, i'm pulling the plug.

PULLING

[ascona]

[JaysonAych]

[Aristotle]

llllol tire swing

what comic is that?

[ascona]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1574

[Aristotle]

[Pete.Z]

This place is dead.....