Serial groin kicking attacks apparently on the rise

LANGLEY, B.C. -- Police in Langley are investigating after a woman kicked a man in the groin so hard he lost a testicle -- the latest in a series of similar assaults.

"I just want to know what her problem is," victim Anthony Clark, 22, said this week. "People like her shouldn't be on the streets."

Mr. Clark was walking in the Brookswood area of Langley in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.

"I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me," he said.

That's when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.

Mr. Clark said he wasn't aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he "noticed something was missing."

He consulted his doctor and a specialist, both of whom believed his testicle could be brought down again with surgery.

It wasn't until he woke up afterwards that he discovered the doctors were wrong - the force of the assault had caused his testicle to rupture. It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas.

"My doctors say I will still be able to have children," Mr. Clark said. "But at 22 that's not something I want a stranger, this woman, to decide."

Embarrassed by the situation, Mr. Clark didn't go to the police until nearly four weeks after the attack.

Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Mr. Clark said.

Langley RCMP said they would like to speak to other victims, although there have been no official reported incidents, spokeswoman Const. Holly Marks said.

The suspect is described as a Caucasian woman, in her late teens or early 20s. She was between five-foot-five and five-foot-seven and 130 pounds with a slim build and brown hair.

Vancouver Province

big_jesus wrote:hahahaha i JUST came

Swerve wrote:I'll give it a shot. Nose, ear, knee, hand, foot, rib, pelvis, ovary.

Olds wrote:I knew a guy who got kicked in the junk in high school and apparently started pissing blood.


And another guy who cut open his scrote trying to hop a fence into a Land Rover dealership parking lot.

Olds wrote:I knew a guy who got kicked in the junk in high school and apparently started pissing blood.


And another guy who cut open his scrote trying to hop a fence into a Land Rover dealership parking lot.

Turbofrog wrote:

Swerve wrote:I'll give it a shot. Nose, ear, knee, hand, foot, rib, pelvis, ovary.

Uh, yeah Rod...I think most men are strong enough to seriously hurt a woman with one blow.

The_Edge wrote:

Olds wrote:I knew a guy who got kicked in the junk in high school and apparently started pissing blood.


And another guy who cut open his scrote trying to hop a fence into a Land Rover dealership parking lot.

So were the balls outside the sack?

Olds wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

Olds wrote:I knew a guy who got kicked in the junk in high school and apparently started pissing blood.


And another guy who cut open his scrote trying to hop a fence into a Land Rover dealership parking lot.

So were the balls outside the sack?

1 of them was.

The_Edge wrote:

Turbofrog wrote:

Swerve wrote:I'll give it a shot. Nose, ear, knee, hand, foot, rib, pelvis, ovary.

Uh, yeah Rod...I think most men are strong enough to seriously hurt a woman with one blow.

Yeah... but noses, knees, foots, etc heal. You regain functionality.

Plus it doesn't take guy-strength to mess them up... that bitch was 5'5.

Swerve wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

Turbofrog wrote:

Swerve wrote:I'll give it a shot. Nose, ear, knee, hand, foot, rib, pelvis, ovary.

Uh, yeah Rod...I think most men are strong enough to seriously hurt a woman with one blow.

Yeah... but noses, knees, foots, etc heal. You regain functionality.

Plus it doesn't take guy-strength to mess them up... that bitch was 5'5.

I don't get your point. How about I go poke out a girl's eye, stomp on another one's finger and crush the bone and push another one in front of a truck? When I come back you can tell me if any pf those moves answer your earlier point.

The_Edge wrote:

Swerve wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

Turbofrog wrote:

Swerve wrote:I'll give it a shot. Nose, ear, knee, hand, foot, rib, pelvis, ovary.

Uh, yeah Rod...I think most men are strong enough to seriously hurt a woman with one blow.

Yeah... but noses, knees, foots, etc heal. You regain functionality.

Plus it doesn't take guy-strength to mess them up... that bitch was 5'5.

I don't get your point. How about I go poke out a girl's eye, stomp on another one's finger and crush the bone and push another one in front of a truck? When I come back you can tell me if any pf those moves answer your earlier point.

You're right on the eye part. The finger, etc part are not easy to pull off to do a hit & run like she did.

Anyway, I wonder if the police will get her? Her interrogation would be interesting...

millertime wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

Swerve wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

Turbofrog wrote:

Swerve wrote:I'll give it a shot. Nose, ear, knee, hand, foot, rib, pelvis, ovary.

Uh, yeah Rod...I think most men are strong enough to seriously hurt a woman with one blow.

Yeah... but noses, knees, foots, etc heal. You regain functionality.

Plus it doesn't take guy-strength to mess them up... that bitch was 5'5.

I don't get your point. How about I go poke out a girl's eye, stomp on another one's finger and crush the bone and push another one in front of a truck? When I come back you can tell me if any pf those moves answer your earlier point.

You're right on the eye part. The finger, etc part are not easy to pull off to do a hit & run like she did.

Anyway, I wonder if the police will get her? Her interrogation would be interesting...

Dude its Canada. Even if they did find her she would be back on the street after a couple of weeks of good behavior.......

"Sleeping was incredibly painful," he said. "And even with the morphine and the Tylenol 3s, it had no effect whatsoever on that."

Hey Underpants wrote:On New Years 2000 a buddy and me were walking down Michigan avenue with a bunch of luggage after being thrown out of a very nice hotel and then a cab, taking the long 39 block walk home when we see an pre-emo revolution emo and a really good looking girl. My friend decides it would be a good idea to whisper in the girls ear that her boyfriend is a fruit and that she should come home with us.

She turned and kicked him in the balls with a wooden clog, which fell off and then she used to split his head wide open. In the middle of a very nice area with streets full of well to do party goers. I laughed until the cops showed up and I realized I would be walking home by myself, in the cold, with two massive backpacks full of the booze and drugs we were escorted out of the hotel with.

And as far as laying her out, he easily could have but 99% of men are not to crush a womans face even in the most dire of situations.