ITT: Halloween

00ranger wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

Talon wrote:Rod: Go get laid.

Fuck, this is what I get for trying to help you guys out

who were you trying to help?

everyone seeing titties

No matter how much you see or get, more is well, more

BTW: You know I was not serious with any of that right xtine? lol

The_Edge wrote:

Honor wrote:how would one person not caring about looks prove anything? and yeah, your friend is right. on average girls dont seem care about looks as much as guys. how many times have you seen an ugly or fat guy with a good or even decent looking girl? much more often than the reverse.

Yeah, I somehow can't understand it... it's one of those "does not compute" things for me.

its a simple question really, would you eat the moon if it was made of ribs? its not hard really. as i said before chicks care less about looks than dudes do

00ranger wrote:honor, you should know better than that. you deserved a face palm. 4 weeks, haha. those ads are for some detox bullshit. it might be the same person but over a way longer time like many months or years

i know, i acknowledged that. i was just wondering if they would try to sneak someone else in there and act like it was the same person.

im sure it happens but they dont really need to. im sure they can pay some random person like $50 for the pics of their progress then put them in the ad claiming rediculous results

i see the "single mom from (your town here) discovers 1 easy secret to getting white teeth" alot too

I've been seeing a lot of both of those around lately too.

or how about the classic hot girl at a webcam typing into a chatbox "hello, is anyone there?" trying to get some poor sucker to click on it. "yes my beautiful, i your fair knight in shining flannel am here for you!"

Honor wrote:or how about the classic hot girl at a webcam typing into a chatbox "hello, is anyone there?" trying to get some poor sucker to click on it. "yes my beautiful, i your fair knight with a little radish penis in shining flannel am here for you!"

I agree... and also that VERY shady ad with people screaming in horror or dancing like "Bush/Obama sings XWZ law, click here for your bonus".

dudes the guy in the ad isn't even the same colour as the 1st pic...

that could just be a lighting issue

fuck that shit

Why would they bother tracking someone's progress when they can make the ad in two minutes using different people. And unlike the tv ones, they don't even bother showing similar faces in the net versions.

Jay, please create a smilie of you facepalming while walking through a door and back out again. The currently available smilies used in conjunction don't convey my feelings on this thread.

The_Edge wrote:

Honor wrote:or how about the classic hot girl at a webcam typing into a chatbox "hello, is anyone there?" trying to get some poor sucker to click on it. "yes my beautiful, i your fair knight with a little radish penis in shining flannel am here for you!"

I agree... and also that VERY shady ad with people screaming in horror or dancing like "Bush/Obama sings XWZ law, click here for your bonus".

Also, don't trust Nigerian royalty.

Or British lottery distributors.

Olds wrote:dudes the guy in the ad isn't even the same colour as the 1st pic...

people look better with some sun

Swerve wrote:Why would they bother tracking someone's progress when they can make the ad in two minutes using different people. And unlike the tv ones, they don't even bother showing similar faces in the net versions.

Jay, please create a smilie of you facepalming while walking through a door and back out again. The currently available smilies used in conjunction don't convey my feelings on this thread.

That sounds like a good idea

Honor wrote:that could just be a lighting issue

Yes, well unfortunately I think it's easier to create that collage in three minutes with Google images than it is to take pictures of thousands of fat guys in the hope that one of them has the willpower and easy steroid access allowing them to look like Stallone and Arnie's lovechild a couple of months later.

THIS AD DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER SHOWING THE FACE!

THE BACKGROUNDS AREN'T THE SAME!

If you're going to go to all the effort of creating a legitimate ad months or years in the making, you'll generally attempt results that back up your work.

But wait...I forgot about my amazing progress following the online "whale blubber and straw hat diet"! Living off an exclusive diet of Blue Whale and straw hats blended into a smooth sports drink, I obtained these fantastic results in just two weeks!

Don't take my word for it - I've documented the progress for an ad campaign. The result speaks for itself!!!

Swerve wrote:

Honor wrote:that could just be a lighting issue

Yes, well unfortunately I think it's easier to create that collage in three minutes with Google images than it is to take pictures of thousands of fat guys in the hope that one of them has the willpower and easy steroid access allowing them to look like Stallone and Arnie's lovechild a couple of months later.

THIS AD DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER SHOWING THE FACE!

THE BACKGROUNDS AREN'T THE SAME!

If you're going to go to all the effort of creating a legitimate ad months or years in the making, you'll generally attempt results that back up your work.
But wait...I forgot about my amazing progress following the online "whale blubber and straw hat diet"! Living off an exclusive diet of Blue Whale and straw hats blended into a smooth sports drink, I obtained these fantastic results in just two weeks!

Don't take my word for it - I've documented the progress for an ad campaign. The result speaks for itself!!!

Dude's got a butt in his belly

Swerve wrote:

Honor wrote:that could just be a lighting issue

Yes, well unfortunately I think it's easier to create that collage in three minutes with Google images than it is to take pictures of thousands of fat guys in the hope that one of them has the willpower and easy steroid access allowing them to look like Stallone and Arnie's lovechild a couple of months later.

THIS AD DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER SHOWING THE FACE!

THE BACKGROUNDS AREN'T THE SAME!

If you're going to go to all the effort of creating a legitimate ad months or years in the making, you'll generally attempt results that back up your work.

But wait...I forgot about my amazing progress following the online "whale blubber and straw hat diet"! Living off an exclusive diet of Blue Whale and straw hats blended into a smooth sports drink, I obtained these fantastic results in just two weeks!

Don't take my word for it - I've documented the progress for an ad campaign. The result speaks for itself!!!

id recognise that arm anywhere....arnie

those pictures are usually the same person, and often the time frame is accurate. photoshop is a wonderful thing. theyre put on bodybuilding forums all the time.



as for halloween....i rocked up to the local supermarket at 8pm to find theyd sold out of any outfits so polished 4 litres of vodka between me and 2 friends before picking up a random hobo and taking him along to the house party we subsequently destroyed. then got practically kicked out of my own room by the skank i dragged home with me.