Re: ITT: Halloween

The_Edge · by The_Edge on Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:43 pm

00ranger wrote:
The_Edge wrote:
honor m4n wrote:
Olds wrote:man i'd definitely hit that

honor you got any more pics?

nope, after our falling out i deleted them all.

1) Hey dude were you fat when you banged her? doesnt matter

Why I ask? I was talking with a female friend today and she's like "girls care less for looks" and I was like "fuck no". Your answer will prove me right or wrong... it really depends on the chick. i think the average guy cares more about his spouses/fuck buddys looks than the average woman does. there are obviously exceptions that prove the rule

2) Fake tits or not, you banged her and that's more pussy than many AF'ers get in several years

3) Post n00dz (j/k you already said you deleted 'em)

why is everything about sex and looks with you?

Where'd you get that idea? :huh:

I do associate looks & sex like 99% of the time, but I don't associate things with sex usually... it's only that once the sex subject is brough to the table (usually by someone else!) I do tend to go to the looks subject simply because I cannot have sex with someone I don't feel attracted to... I guess I'm hardwired that way.

00ranger · by 00ranger on Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:10 pm

just seems like every other post is how does she look, this hot chick i know or i fucked this chick. most people have to be attracted to the person theyre are gonna bang but looks def arent everything

xtine · by xtine on Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:17 pm

Talon wrote:

Honor · by Honor on Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:14 am

The_Edge wrote:
honor m4n wrote:

I'll take that as yeah, you were a whale when you banged her...

i don't even know where to begin, rod. are you really a lawyer?

Honor · by Honor on Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:14 am

Talon wrote:

win!

Omni · by Omni on Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:52 am

It kinda looks more like a vag though

by 911 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:57 am

Aristotle wrote:she kicked my ass, though.

the cat?

Benfolio · by Benfolio on Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:47 am

00ranger wrote:just seems like every other post is how does she look, this hot chick i know or i fucked this chick. most people have to be attracted to the person theyre are gonna bang but looks def arent everything

You are on AF, y'know.

00ranger · by 00ranger on Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:08 am

littering aaaand?

The_Edge · by The_Edge on Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:13 am

00ranger wrote:just seems like every other post is how does she look, this hot chick i know or i fucked this chick. most people have to be attracted to the person theyre are gonna bang but looks def arent everything

Fair enough.

We're in AF though :dunnas:

The_Edge · by The_Edge on Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:14 am

Benfolio wrote:
00ranger wrote:just seems like every other post is how does she look, this hot chick i know or i fucked this chick. most people have to be attracted to the person theyre are gonna bang but looks def arent everything

You are on AF, y'know.

Talon · by Talon on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:26 am

Benfolio wrote:
Olds wrote:man i gotta say bmwbc was hot

fucked in the head, but hot

No, she wasn't.

I always thought she was okay. I'd hit it. Wouldn't drive 8 hours to hit it, but I wouldn't kick it out of bed.

But, compared to the whale you wake up next to, Benfolio, she's a fucking supermodel.

Talon · by Talon on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:27 am

xtine wrote:Fake tits are all good and well but they generally shouldn't be all wall-eyed.

At least she was gracious enough to show them to us :smelly:

Omni · by Omni on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:33 am

Talon wrote:
xtine wrote:Fake tits are all good and well but they generally shouldn't be all wall-eyed.

At least she was gracious enough to show them to us

Yeah, I thought they looked pretty decent

Honor · by Honor on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:40 am

Talon wrote:
Benfolio wrote:
Olds wrote:man i gotta say bmwbc was hot

fucked in the head, but hot

No, she wasn't.

I always thought she was okay. I'd hit it. Wouldn't drive 8 hours to hit it, but I wouldn't kick it out of bed.

But, compared to the whale you wake up next to, Benfolio, she's a fucking supermodel.

talon DEFINITELY dont be carin' :roflmao:

xtine · by xtine on Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:01 pm

Talon wrote:
xtine wrote:Fake tits are all good and well but they generally shouldn't be all wall-eyed.

At least she was gracious enough to show them to us

What have you guys done for me lately? -_-

The_Edge · by The_Edge on Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:33 pm

xtine wrote:
Talon wrote:
xtine wrote:Fake tits are all good and well but they generally shouldn't be all wall-eyed.

At least she was gracious enough to show them to us

What have you guys done for me lately?

Got rid of wally like you requested? SomeAF'ers said they would post their nuts if you did it? :saynomore:

xtine · by xtine on Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:01 pm

The_Edge wrote:
xtine wrote:
Talon wrote:
xtine wrote:Fake tits are all good and well but they generally shouldn't be all wall-eyed.

At least she was gracious enough to show them to us

What have you guys done for me lately?

Got rid of wally like you requested? SomeAF'ers said they would post their nuts if you did it?

Why would I want to get rid of Wally? And why the hell would I want to see the nuts of AFers??

Honor · by Honor on Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:45 pm

The_Edge wrote:
xtine wrote:
Talon wrote:
xtine wrote:Fake tits are all good and well but they generally shouldn't be all wall-eyed.

At least she was gracious enough to show them to us

What have you guys done for me lately?

Got rid of wally like you requested? SomeAF'ers said they would post their nuts if you did it?

Hey Underpants · by Hey Underpants on Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:15 pm

The_Edge · by The_Edge on Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:30 pm

xtine wrote:
The_Edge wrote:
xtine wrote:
Talon wrote:
xtine wrote:Fake tits are all good and well but they generally shouldn't be all wall-eyed.

At least she was gracious enough to show them to us

What have you guys done for me lately?

Got rid of wally like you requested? SomeAF'ers said they would post their nuts if you did it?

Why would I want to get rid of Wally? And why the hell would I want to see the nuts of AFers??

# 1 was a joke... we all miss wally Woe

# 2 was serious though. Why wouldn't you wanna see AF'er nuts? The same reason they want to see your b00bs :perv:

xtine · by xtine on Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:14 pm

No... I'm not a depraved soul whose only contact with the opposite sex is pixelated.

Also, testicles are a very unpretty thing. :yeech:

Olds · by Olds on Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:29 pm

Rod I don't think women consider testicles as attractive as we consider breasts.

Talon · by Talon on Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:22 pm

Rod: Go get laid.

Benfolio · by Benfolio on Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:59 pm

Penises are gross, too.

millertime · by millertime on Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:24 pm

this thread sure went sideways......

Benfolio · by Benfolio on Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:45 pm

Like my penis.

Honor · by Honor on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:01 pm

sorry to go off track and break up the conversation about tailhappy's penis but would anyone believe this shit? i mean obviously it would take alot longer than 4 weeks to make a change like that but is that even the same fucking person?

Olds · by Olds on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:30 pm

The_Edge · by The_Edge on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:30 pm

Olds wrote:Rod I don't think women consider testicles as attractive as we consider breasts.

The_Edge · by The_Edge on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:31 pm

Talon wrote:Rod: Go get laid.

Fuck, this is what I get for trying to help you guys out :sonofscreamo:

The_Edge · by The_Edge on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:32 pm

Honor wrote:sorry to go off track and break up the conversation about tailhappy's penis but would anyone believe this shit? i mean obviously it would take alot longer than 4 weeks to make a change like that but is that even the same fucking person?

Honor · by Honor on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:35 pm

sorry rod, it just doesnt have the same effect coming from you

The_Edge · by The_Edge on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:37 pm

Honor wrote:sorry rod, it just doesnt have the same effect coming from you

Honor, you're usually ok but you've been a little whiny bitch this thread. Is it because I asked if you were fat when you banged bmwbc? Sorry for asking then, I really thought you'd take no offense, I even explained why I was asking.

Honor · by Honor on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:42 pm

how would one person not caring about looks prove anything? and yeah, your friend is right. on average girls dont seem care about looks as much as guys. how many times have you seen an ugly or fat guy with a good or even decent looking girl? much more often than the reverse.

Honor · by Honor on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:43 pm

sorry rod, im just so angry at god for giving me this little red radish penis.

00ranger · by 00ranger on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:05 pm

The_Edge wrote:
Talon wrote:Rod: Go get laid.

Fuck, this is what I get for trying to help you guys out

who were you trying to help?

00ranger · by 00ranger on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:07 pm

honor, you should know better than that. you deserved a face palm. 4 weeks, haha. those ads are for some detox bullshit. it might be the same person but over a way longer time like many months or years

The_Edge · by The_Edge on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:08 pm

Honor wrote:how would one person not caring about looks prove anything? and yeah, your friend is right. on average girls dont seem care about looks as much as guys. how many times have you seen an ugly or fat guy with a good or even decent looking girl? much more often than the reverse.

Yeah, I somehow can't understand it... it's one of those "does not compute" things for me.

The_Edge · by The_Edge on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:09 pm

Honor wrote:sorry rod, im just so angry at god for giving me this little red radish penis.

What the.. :wtfsoliz?: