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I hate my new job

Post by 1300ZUK on Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:14 pm

So fucking boring and unorganized.

Now i'm drunk and a in a wife beater and boxers, i see why people are fat who sit in a cube all day :woods:

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by JaysonAych on Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:31 pm

1300ZUK wrote:i see why people are fat who sit in a cube all day

The cause and effect are usually reversed. I was actually in half-decent shape before cube life.

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by Aristotle on Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:33 pm

hahahah

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by Dodge on Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:39 pm

just make the cube smaller so you aren't inclined to get fatter, or at least you will max out

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by ryguy79 on Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:41 pm

i hate my cube but at least i can see pikes peak from it.

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by Aristotle on Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:12 pm

oooooh

ry wins this round of cube wars. llllol

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by dunnas on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:15 am

JaysonAych wrote:
1300ZUK wrote:i see why people are fat who sit in a cube all day

The cause and effect are usually reversed. I was actually in half-decent shape before cube life.

That's what he was saying, he just sucks at the English language. :dunnas:

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No, I win. I have an office, not a cube. :talon2:

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by ascona on Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:56 am

i have a hangar

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by Aristotle on Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:55 am

a new contender enters the arena Exclamation

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by TheWoerus on Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:03 am

Aristotle wrote:a new contender enters the arena

I'm going to have to start bring my 'A-game'. I've let my griping go as of late.

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by Aristotle on Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:12 am

wally, when you're a doctor, you should walk into the examination rooms, of your female patients, with a coat hanger. offer no explanation while placing it on the counter. :talon2:

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by Aristotle on Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:12 am

or just keep it in your pocket all the time.

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by ascona on Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:22 am

Aristotle wrote:or just keep it in your pocket all the time.

i have one in the garage that made my mum a bit scared . . .

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Post by Aristotle on Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:28 am

hahaha you should get a real doll and jam the hanger in it. leave it in the living room. tell her it's your new 'friend'.

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by ascona on Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:29 am

Aristotle wrote:hahaha you should get a real doll and jam the hanger in it. leave it in the living room. tell her it's your new 'friend'.

real doll is alot of money for a shitty practical joke

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Post by ascona on Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:29 am

it's cheaper to get a girl

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Post by Aristotle on Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:42 am

yeah, by 'real doll' i meant dead high school girl. -_-

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by ascona on Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:53 am

i'm not sure if i appreciate that humor

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by Aristotle on Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:41 pm

oh you'll appreciate it! :smelly:

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Post by ascona on Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:55 pm

Aristotle wrote:oh you'll appreciate it!

ok

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by Aristotle on Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:02 pm

i've decided that i hate scott's job, too. -_-

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by dunnas on Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:42 pm

I love it, only because it's his and it sucks. :dunnas:

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by Aristotle on Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:27 pm

hmmm...good point, dunnas.

i've decided that dunnas is right and i love it, too.

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by dunnas on Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:42 pm

The more people we convert to a life of woe the better.

Of course I do get a bad feeling that this website will be brought up in an article on EMOs or Suicide one day. Woe

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by 1300ZUK on Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:47 pm

ryguy79 wrote:i hate my cube but at least i can see pikes peak from it.

I can see the Silverdome and the Chrysler building :roflmao:

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Re: I hate my new job

Post by Aristotle on Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:56 pm

i see rain. nothing but rain.

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