Offseason 2009

JaysonAych · by JaysonAych on Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:41 pm

Hahaha...Dan Snyder spent a shitton of money on DeAngelo Hall and Albert Haynesworth. I understand getting Haynesworth, but DeAngelo Hall?

I'm glad the Colts were able to keep Jeff Saturday. To lose both him and Marvin Harrison...would have been :undies:

Talon · by Talon on Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:53 pm

Browns traded Wislow for a draft pick. Still not sure how I feel about it. He actually caught the ball.

Honor · by Honor on Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:25 pm

I wonder if the cowgirls will blow it again this season, it's hilarious.

Talon · by Talon on Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:39 pm

Oh how I hate Romo.

JaysonAych · by JaysonAych on Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:40 am

Talon wrote:Browns traded Wislow for a draft pick. Still not sure how I feel about it. He actually caught the ball.

Yeah, they must have had trouble getting rid of Braylon Edwards.

by 911 on Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:53 am

I think Braylon's one of the best in the game. Just had injuries which made him lose his touch.

IMHO trading him now is just selling low.

At least people know that while a fucking moron that Winslow is one of the best in the league at the moment and has crazy potential. He did relatively well last year on a bad team.

zdc_LarryRX · by zdc_LarryRX on Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:56 pm

WHY????
The Patriots have traded linebacker Mike Vrabel and quarterback Matt Cassel to the Kansas City Chiefs in exchange for the Chiefs second-round pick (34th overall) in the 2009 NFL Draft. :grrr:

JaysonAych · by JaysonAych on Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:16 pm

zdc_LarryRX wrote:WHY????
The Patriots have traded linebacker Mike Vrabel and quarterback Matt Cassel to the Kansas City Chiefs in exchange for the Chiefs second-round pick (34th overall) in the 2009 NFL Draft.

Yeah and the Broncos have really pissed off Jay Cutler because the deal was supposed to be a three-way trade that would send Cutler to Tampa Bay and Cassell to Denver.

In other news, a Raider and a Lion are lost at sea. :shrug:

Honor · by Honor on Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:39 am

too bad he's not a sealion

big_jesus · by big_jesus on Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:45 pm

Chicago ppl are talking about Darren Sharper. And Jay Cutler.

Honor · by Honor on Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:13 pm

we lost dawkins :undies:

by 911 on Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:29 pm

and lito sheppard

JaysonAych · by JaysonAych on Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:15 am

Hahaha ESPN just broke the news that TO got shitcanned.

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:51 am

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol

fucking guy sucks

JaysonAych · by JaysonAych on Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:15 pm

Aristotle wrote:llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol

fucking guy sucks

Now that he's without a contract, that means he must have zero reasons to live.

Talon · by Talon on Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:39 am

Haha, no one wants TO.

Honor · by Honor on Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:24 pm

word is the raiders or niners might sign him. the skins are a possibility too. half the eagles fans want him back here. fuck that though.

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:09 pm

fucking guy sucks.

Honor · by Honor on Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:18 am

haha, hes going to the bills. sucks for him.

:roflmao:

JaysonAych · by JaysonAych on Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:06 am

That can't have been high on his list of preferred opportunities. I'm sure it was below "glory hole owner/operator."

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:49 am

haha the fucking bills. dude's going to freeze his ass off and be a fag all the time.

Honor · by Honor on Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:13 pm

i hate the cowboys just a little bit less now. romo is still a smug little faggot though

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:31 pm

ayo is romo still mixed up with the fat singer?

Honor · by Honor on Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:11 pm

jessica simpson? no i dont think so.

JaysonAych · by JaysonAych on Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:37 pm

I'm pretty sure he's still dating her.

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:07 pm

lol

romo was all 'ima bang this hot singer with the huge tits and only barely used vag'

BAM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAT

fucking ashley turned out to be the hot one llllllllllol

JaysonAych · by JaysonAych on Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:08 pm

Aristotle wrote:lol

romo was all 'ima bang this hot singer with the huge tits and only barely used vag'

BAM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAT

fucking ashley turned out to be the hot one llllllllllol

I kept telling people...Ashlee's not a bad choice at all...

big_jesus · by big_jesus on Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:09 am

Aristotle wrote:
BAM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAT

Talon · by Talon on Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:15 am

JaysonAych wrote:
Aristotle wrote:lol

romo was all 'ima bang this hot singer with the huge tits and only barely used vag'

BAM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAT

fucking ashley turned out to be the hot one llllllllllol

I kept telling people...Ashlee's not a bad choice at all...

Her husband (Pete Wense or some shit) was on Stern a while ago. Ashley is a dirty, filthy thing. She does anal, too. My opinion of her went up 10x after listening to that interview. Not to be all fag, but the dude was actually pretty cool.

I used to think Ashley wasn't shit compared to her sister, but now I know she's a filthy slut and her sister is a whale the tides have turned. :hump:

Talon · by Talon on Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:18 am

Aristotle wrote:lol

romo was all 'ima bang this hot singer with the huge tits and only barely used vag'

BAM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAT

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:05 pm

Talon wrote:

Her husband (Pete Wense or some shit) was on Stern a while ago. Ashley is a dirty, filthy thing. She does anal, too. My opinion of her went up 10x after listening to that interview. Not to be all fag, but the dude was actually pretty cool.

I used to think Ashley wasn't shit compared to her sister, but now I know she's a filthy slut and her sister is a whale the tides have turned.

fuck that's awesome. i'm going to have to download that show.

Talon · by Talon on Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:45 am

^It was a few months ago...

big_jesus · by big_jesus on Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:29 pm

JaysonAych · by JaysonAych on Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:46 pm

She does a very good job of giving me a boner despite wearing something that looks like my grandma knitted.

Honor · by Honor on Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:51 pm

whoa, she got hot. too bad shes with that emo fag.

Talon · by Talon on Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:13 pm

big_jesus wrote:

dem titties be epic :hail:

Talon · by Talon on Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:20 pm

Oh shit!

Browns WR Stallworth hits, kills Fla. pedestrian

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/03/14/stallworth.pedestrian.killed.ap/index.html

JaysonAych · by JaysonAych on Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:46 pm

Talon wrote:Oh shit!

Browns WR Stallworth hits, kills Fla. pedestrian

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/03/14/stallworth.pedestrian.killed.ap/index.html

If only he'd listened to Ray Lewis's advice about knives being more efficient.

JaysonAych · by JaysonAych on Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:54 pm

A commenter on Deadspin provided an excellent joke which I've decided to photoshop onto a meme template.

Talon · by Talon on Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:27 pm

^I hate that motherfucker (the real guy who plays on that CSI Miami or what ever).

And why is he putting two pair of sunglasses on?