holy shit - farve just scored TWO touchdowns at ONCE

I don't have that game here, but I saw a highlight...they don't have a kicker? lol

haha yeah the kicker looked like he pulled a muscle or something when he was trying for a field goal.

how do you score two touchdowns at once?

By being the gunslinger

i fucking guess so

Tomorrow, every store will sell out of Wrangler jeans.

and then the

fuck

i hate the world. mccain is ahead in the polls and i want to commit suicide.

are you lookin' for some help? I gotta gun

JaysonAych wrote:By being the gunslinger

I do not aim for the endzone with my hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye.

I do not throw footballs with my hand. He who throws with his hand has forgoteen the face of his father. I throw them with my mind.

I do not score touchdowns with my football. He who scores with his football has forgotten the face of his father. I score with my heart.

i score with my dick

He who scores with his dick...um...has forgotten to...jizz on the face of...I don't know, there's a joke somewhere I think.