Re: this forum is now called 'red sox'

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:02 pm

hahahah fuck tampa bay in the fucking ass. fucking 4 + 9 = fucking zero assed faggots

00ranger · by 00ranger on Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:32 am

parade here i come

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:49 am

post n00dz

00ranger · by 00ranger on Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:15 pm

i got some sweet pics, ill try and throw some up tomorrow cause its time to get drunk for the second time today

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:24 pm

hurry up

00ranger · by 00ranger on Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:31 pm

im working on it, theyre being uploaded to webshots as i type this. go drink a latte or something

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:35 pm

00ranger · by 00ranger on Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:00 pm

the trophy [img]

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00ranger · by 00ranger on Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:05 pm

j roll [img]

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00ranger · by 00ranger on Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:08 pm

howard, utley [img]

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00ranger · by 00ranger on Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:11 pm

is that manual with the trophy? [img]

[/img] why yes it is

00ranger · by 00ranger on Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:12 pm

victorino, burrel, myers [img]

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00ranger · by 00ranger on Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:13 pm

is werth taking my picture? [img]

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00ranger · by 00ranger on Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:15 pm

the professor [img]

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00ranger · by 00ranger on Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:17 pm

mvp! and someone is pointing at me, i think he heard that i put out on the first date[img]

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00ranger · by 00ranger on Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:21 pm

me and my buddy luckily got to go into eagles stadium. some lady was trying to give tickets to this family who didnt want them so i offered to buy them. she said she didnt want any money she just wanted me to promise not to sell them

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:42 am

nice.

00ranger · by 00ranger on Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:03 pm

i cant believe i almost forgot about the phanatic [img]

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00ranger · by 00ranger on Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:04 pm

oh and burrell [img]

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Honor · by Honor on Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:15 pm

the phanatic is hilarious

# He ritually taunts the visiting team, dancing provocatively in front of their dugout, and smashing or stomping on an object, such as a batting helmet, representing the team.
# Standing on the roof of the Phillies dugout, he leads the crowd in attempts to "hex" the opposing pitcher, which led to the short-lived "Whammy Hand" used in the 2007 National League Division Series against the Colorado Rockies.
# Occasionally he takes pitching practice in the bullpen. This is announced on the stadium video screen.
# During pre-game practice, he has been known to steal fielders' gloves and throw them to fans.

Omni · by Omni on Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:52 am

There really isn't a better mascot out there.

Honor · by Honor on Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:20 pm

he routinely rides around the field on an ATV too :roflmao:

Honor · by Honor on Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:27 pm

Every game he shoots hot dogs into the stands using the Hatfield Hot Dog Launcher. [3]

* Height: 6.5 feet (2.0 m)
* Weight: 300 pounds (140 kg) (mostly fat)
* Waistline: 90 inches (230 cm)
* "Birthplace": Galapagos Islands
* Physical Defects: Overweight, clumsy feet, extra-long beak, curled up tongue, gawking neck, slight case of body odor
* Mom: Phoebe
* Best Friend: Phyllis
* Favorite Foods: Soft pretzels, hoagies, cheesesteaks and Tastykakes
* Favorite Movie: Rocky
* Favorite Song: Motownphilly by Boyz II Men (and Take Me Out To The Ballgame, of course!)
* Most Memorable Moment: Riding down Broad Street in the 1980 and 2008 World Series Championship Parades

:roflmao:

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Sun May 10, 2009 10:50 pm

Aristotle wrote:hahahah fuck tampa bay in the fucking ass. fucking 4 + 9 = fucking zero assed faggots

just a friendly reminder.

JaysonAych · by JaysonAych on Sun May 10, 2009 11:31 pm

Aristotle wrote:
Aristotle wrote:hahahah fuck tampa bay in the fucking ass. fucking 4 + 9 = fucking zero assed faggots

just a friendly reminder.

The Rays last inning was full of lulz. Couldn't even hit the ball.

Completely off topic, but as I was typing the above, I just saw a commercial with a puppet LeBron James in a room full of smoke and white powder all over the floor. I know it's the talc he throws in the air, but it looked like he was hotboxing a shitload of weed with enough coke on the floor to put down all of the world's livestock.

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Mon May 11, 2009 12:33 am

llllllllllllol